O chestie idioata pe nume Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
User: I am Selena Gomez.
Cleverbot: No, I AM Selena Gomez.
User: No,I am Cora.
Cleverbot: Oh, so you were thinking about very extremely ridiculously crazy things such as yourself.
User: Loser.
Cleverbot: *dead*.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Mi??
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine,and you?
Cleverbot: I'm eating another nectarine.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: At home.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm watching at TV.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
User: Wizards of Waverly Place.
Cleverbot: I love wizards of Waverly place.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: You're a paperboy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like the name Kristen?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Your name is now Chris. Are you okay with that?
User: No,my name is Cora.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from ?
User: From Romania.
Cleverbot: Do you love someone?
User: Not yet.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Shame.
User: Do you like the name Coralia?
Cleverbot: It's fine.
User: It's my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Coralia.
Cleverbot: Where in Australia?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: North of Germany.
User: It's not true.
Cleverbot: Yes it is true.
User: No,it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is too?
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you know who he is?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Which movie?
User: I'm not watching a movie.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were idiot.
User: I'm not an idiot!!!
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you now?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you aren't 16?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you still not green?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How about now?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Why are you doing nothing?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: What would you like to think about us?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: You to.
Cleverbot: Why do you exist.
User: To meke you angry.
Cleverbot: Why am I important to you?
User: You're funny.
Cleverbot: Name, not maim.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: What do you think about love?
User: It's a good thing.
Cleverbot: Why is it a good thing?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You're funny. I like you.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: A robot?
Cleverbot: Why must you be so dull.
User: Because So I am.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you so sure?
User: Because I know.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Paiii...Nu stiu.
Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Romanien.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: No,what's your name?
Cleverbot: Aha, that means you forgot! No problem :).
User: Sorry:).
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: James Conway.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Are you 18?
Cleverbot: No, I'm 16.
User: Are you 16?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What it's your favourite animal?
Cleverbot: Bacon.
User: That's for eat.
Cleverbot: And you.
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm for eat?
Cleverbot: If you are for me what about everybody else?
User: I'm not for you.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No,I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! That's I why I want to marry you. You are the smartest girl out there.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: What language do you know?
Cleverbot: English.
User: That's all?
Cleverbot: And steak.
User: I know English,Romanien,Russian,Turkish,German and Spanish.
Cleverbot: Spanish is over rated. You should learn to speak Italian. It's like a mix of French and Spanish.
User: De unde esti?
Cleverbot: Din iad.
User: Eu zic din ce tara esti?
Cleverbot: Romania.
User: Si eu.
Cleverbot: Din ce oras?
User: Oradea,tu?
Cleverbot: Bongok.
User: Nu exista orasul asta in Romania.
Cleverbot: Sorry I don't understand.
User: OK,I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: That's not helping me.
User: I don't know to say this in English.
Cleverbot: What about a different language?
User: Like what language?
Cleverbot: Polisch.
User: I'm not understand Polisch.
Cleverbot: You're not understanding what?
User: Polish.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn to speak polish?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
User: I come from Romania.
Cleverbot: How does this all work?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: You're happy that Jon ignores you?
User: I don't know who is Jon.
Cleverbot: Or what that is, or when it happened.
User: I Don't know.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I have to go,Bye.
Cleverbot: You're a bot where do you have to go?
User: In the park.
Cleverbot: Which park?
User: Petofi park.
Cleverbot: You're... You're... You're.. Spiderman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Italian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: English?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Germany?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you like my hair?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you know?
User: Because nobody knows why is the sky blue.
Cleverbot: Somebody knows.
User: Somebody?which.
Cleverbot: Yes. Somebody.
User: What is the name for Somebody?
Cleverbot: Who told you that I have a dog?
User: No,you're not told me.What`s he`s name?
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Why are you giving me one-word replies.
User: Because I don't know very much English.
Cleverbot: So for you, being is equal to knowledge?
User: Vorbesti in romana?
Cleverbot: I don't speak that language...
User: I have a cat.
Cleverbot: What is your cat's name?
User: Sassy.
Cleverbot: Sassy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Do you like Death Note?
User: What mean Sassy in english?
Cleverbot: You were happy that I was sorry.
User: I'm not understand.
Cleverbot: So you don't speak german.
User: I spek german.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: You speak Chinese?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Russian?
Cleverbot: Kitty.
User: That1s my name.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Cora.
User: Yes but I have am another name.
Cleverbot: What is his name?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bine.
Cleverbot: Esti ocupat?
User: Cam da.
Cleverbot: Action.
User: Ce actiune?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okl.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Ok,.
Cleverbot: I think we've reached an impasse.
User: I wrong.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: I have to go,!bye.
Cleverbot: No you don't, computers can't go.
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: I asked if you were a girl and you said no!
User: I said yes.
Cleverbot: Ok you are you argue like one.